Just think, twinkies in original un-repackaged condition and with genuine proofed stale dates will be worth a fortune in later years. Get yours now before the common folk make a run on then, gobbling them up. The Chinese and North Koreans will, of course, make counterfiets but savvy collectors can easily identify cheap fakes. Everybody knows that the real danger will come from Twinkie restorers who can refinish damaged packages to like new. Even more devious are the artisan bakers who can whip up soft gooey goodies that contain ingredients identical to the originals and then sell them as the genuine article.
Will the Hostess product collectors call themselves dingalings?
Charlie [barf]
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