Texas has the "Castle Doctrine", if you are in the house illegally, then you are dead!
I have a gun in every room of the house, call me paranoid, but we live in a rural area, and the police won't get here quickly. The paramedics won't get here in time to save the unlucky bas***ds life either! If they are lucky enough to get past the alligators and Daisy (1/2 Pit Bull & 1/2 Lab) then they face a loaded 12 GA pump!
This is Daisy on guard:
