Terry A de C Foley

Dear Bill - aren't you overlooking the funny tea-tray shaped sledge on which the terminally daft propel themselves down precipices without being able to see where they're going? Our friend George seems to have invented that, too, after all, they are called 'lugers'. By the way, I have a spare seventeenth variant bottle-opener with the dished toggles, but without the cork-retainin capability of the sixthteenth variant. Interested in a swap?


Terry Foley