Ookee Dokee Wlyon, you've got lane three.... but, as over the next few months, you'll improve at a rate you couldn't believe possible a month ago.. we may have to handicap, handicap you...(that's handicaped squared!...
) like making you go the other way for awhile... But, one of the rules is.. cold beer has to be served at the starting line.. (a must for all competition such as this!) ... and, more importantly, cold beer at the finish line.. where ever, and when ever that may be..
.. Tough rules indeed.. But necessary to offset the pain endured... BTW, the race ends as soon as the starting gun goes off! Which starts the post race celibration.. with, you guessed it! More beer... OK, who wants lanes 4 thru 8?? Best to all, til...lat'r...GT