Let's see. I can give them my home telephone number - to which I have a fax machine attached 100% of the time. I do everything by cell phone. The only reason I keep the line is for the faxes and the burglar alarm system.
As to race, it is well established that humannity started in Africa. So that makes us all Africian Americans.
Remember, on April 1, the day the count is taken, invite some friends over. Then visit their house.
Then note question 10 --- where is asks if the person sometimes live or stay somewhere else. For those married people, who consider marriage a burden, an answer could be 'In jail or prison'

and there is the catch all 'For another reason'
All truthful answers.