We have all suspected, for years, that S Claus carried some type of pistol under that tunic. At last, due to the efforts of our reporter, Mr. P38, this candid photo was acquired which clearly shows that he carries a P38 !!!
This shot was taken during a recent exchange between Claus and a former employee who was responsible for a 'fly-by' attack on the Claus residence located in the far north. The ex-employee, now known on the street as "Rudy the Schnoz", had been making threats concerning the loss of his primary position with the Claus firm.
Police are investigating......there are rumors that the Claus CCW had expired. If so, he will be subject to prosecution and incarceration.
Senator Diane Feinstein [D-CA] has indicated she will ask to have his permit revoked if it is currently valid. The anti-gun Senator stated "No one has a right to shoot at a flying raindeer just because he shot at you, first!"
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!
Orv Reichert
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