[Ron Smith]

Just watched a news video about a guy the NY Police are calling the Ninja Burglar.

He has invaded more than a dozen homes on Statten Island, NY City, , dressed like a Ninja and brandishes Nunchucks assaulting the home owners terrorizes and robs them. One guy faught back receiving a blow to the head and in turn stabbed the Ninja with a steak knife causing him to flee. I wouldn't doubt that they will probably prosecute the home owner for assault with a steak knife.

I'm thinkin' that wouldn't happen too much in a city that doesn't have a gun ban. Here in "Auragone" he could be lucky once, maybe twice. Then he would realize that bringing Nunchucks to a shotgun fight isn't a good career choice.

Gun control is a good thing... for belly crawlers like this.