At least the west coast is not immune
ASSAULT WITH A FROZEN SQUIRREL
A man who hit his wife with a frozen squirrel has been arrested by California police. Kow Kai Sepan, 26, took several squirrels from his freezer during an argument, his wife told officers in Sacremento. When she walked into the kitchen her husband swung the squirrels at her and hit her on the head. She fell against the table and suffered a gash above her eye. Police could not immediately say why the squirrels were in the freezer.