Roadkill,
Sorry about you getting your dog tore up by the cat, but you didn't mention what the dog's new name, "JD" meant.... I can imagine why Mrs. Roadkill got upset about the "GD," but what made "JD" acceptable?
Please let us know.... we're sitting on the edges of our seats (at least I am) waiting to find out.
Nice to learn you're in the Volunteer State.
Dave in TN.
PS: My deepest condolences regarding your "rhoids..."