Hey Tac, When I first moved to Phoenix I managed a Mobil Service station, and I had an older Irish gentleman work as a greeter and a friendly serve... (He was much friendlier with the ladies I observed!
) We always joked back and forth, and two things he would say to me I'll alway remember were, " Have ya no home to go to!" and " The things you see when you don't have a gun!" His favorite joke was, " Did you hear the one about the Scottsman who bought a round for the bar??" To which you would reply no..And he would say, "You never will either!"
Fun guy.... Best to all, til...lat'r...GT