Iron Cross LugEr on my mantlE
Look guys I know its not an original rarE collEctiblE in fact its beyond mE to spEnd any amount of monEy ill nEvEr shoot, but the piEcE would sure look damn nice on my wall!
REal collEctor piEcEs would not hold the EyE catching glory of this lugEr, except for maybe a lugErmaniac. In nEw york if i put a typical lugEr on my wall id be considErEd a lunatic or fanatic. The iron cross lugEr would provide mE an alibi given its ostEntacious dEcorum
HEY I JUST COINED A NEW TERM LUGERMANIAC!
LONG LIVE THE LUGERMANIACS---thats us
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