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<img border="0" alt="[soapbox]" title="" src="graemlins/soapbox.gif" /> SOMEBODY PLEASE invent a TV that goes into MUTE mode when a TV ad (particualry a POLITICAL AD) comes on the TV!!!! Really, I have so many of them already memorized!!! <img border="0" alt="[grrrrrrr]" title="" src="graemlins/cussing.gif" />

Ted, It's called the OFF button. Jerry Burney

It drove Jim Varney sort of whacky and he made millions repeating the old ad lines.
Know what I mean, Vern?

Wes, maybe that is why my clothes look the same everyday! lol <img border="0" alt="[hiha]" title="" src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" />
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Jay Leno said it right when he mentioned that Dan Rather now works for Columbia "BS". Th

Jay Leno also said that CBS stands for,
"**** & Bull Stories."