Since we often call ourselves "collectors"... (mind, it's only a joke)
 

Gun Collecting

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

By Southern California standards someone owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable."

Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:

In Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas , he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.”

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Montana , he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy.”

In Alabama , he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia , he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, and South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."

And in Texas he's just "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo...



Sergio :thumbsup:

Well,
in NC he might also be called "gun poor".

Here in Illinois he would be called a potential terrorist with severe mental issues and an imminent threat to society in general.They would confiscate all his weapons and melt them down. :mad:

Lon

Is that all?

In Virginia we'd call it a good start at a collection.

I know this a serious forum, and we all love guns... but...


Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN


Sergio

fify

fify I know I ain't very netherworldly and just a country boy... but is fify some slang word I never herd before? Or a typo or what?

Fixed it for ya

note the slight change in the message to get the math correct.....