IRS audit.
 

I finally received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents."

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million
people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons;
and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, plus 1 useless President."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

All other government workers.