Wes, I've pruposly knot tried to right and tel ya this, but ya screwed up!

Them chickens are air chickens from Texas, ya hang em up by their feets and they grows really big!

feedin em upside down lik can be a chorse, as you haf ta hands feeds em.

Ed

Ed,
I was almost sure that I purchased 'plain' chickens, not 'plane' chickens.

You kill me!!!

got me, that is a good one, <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" />

All,
A few points of fact.
First, an Are Cee was the equivalent, if not superior to the coka cola because you got more for your nickle.
Second, a true conniseur would mix a nickle bag of planters with a nickle bag of M&Ms and, after having a big ole swig or two, pour a 50/50 blend of the two into the are cee and, after affixing the thumb tightly across the mouth of the bottle, shake vigorously. Decorum demanded that the thumb be removed within 10-15 seconds and the resulting hypervelocity sugar rush be delivered to the nearest open mouth which may or may not have been the shakers.
For more on this subject, pls see The White Trash Cook Book, a wonderful piece of americana.

Anyone here ever have a Pig and Whistle fried pie?
Tom A.

Ron, <img border="0" alt="[crying]" title="" src="graemlins/crying.gif" />
It tares me up to have to tell you! :p
But that Texan wer'nt so smart <img border="0" alt="[nono]" title="" src="graemlins/nono.gif" />
He could/ev Took'n em pose' holes somwhar nothwes oh Shervspoat ,Lousyana N stacks em up in Oil City "N" hev hemself ah cuple oh Gushers !! <img border="0" alt="[jumper]" title="" src="graemlins/jumper.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[jumper]" title="" src="graemlins/jumper.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[jumper]" title="" src="graemlins/jumper.gif" />
Ah nose cuz I dun ben der <img border="0" alt="[ouch]" title="" src="graemlins/c.gif" />
ViggoG <img border="0" alt="[burnout]" title="" src="graemlins/burnout.gif" />